July 20th, 2007 3:00 am
CONTEST: I am Facing Foreclosure Theme Song and Satire Photos!
From the comments on the last post you heard the IAFF theme song by AudioFonixxx99. I must say the mood, lyrics and music match my feelings lately. I’ve been down because certain things are much worse then I thought. So I identified with the song.
AudioFonixxx99 has been an IAFF fan for only 2 months. He said he was just messing around with his equipment and guitar the other night and put the song together. I saw some potential in it. So to improve the song I recorded a soundbite of my “Caseyisms”. Here is the list of my common sayings I thought of the top of my head.
Then I got the idea to make this into a challenge! It would be sweet to have an official IamFacingForeclosure song before I go away on August 3rd. It would be also sweet to have a Photoshop contest for the top 10 satire photos. Here are some I already collected out there.
Theme Song Contest
For those who want to participate, you have one week to produce a candidate for the “official” IAFF theme song!!
The song could be sad or happy. You can use the soundbite I recorded, my previous talkcasts, cashcall recording, audio interviews, video interviews, your own lyrics or all of the above. I just ask to keep it clean. The song should be in MP3 format and hosted on MySpace or some other place where it’s easy to link to and play for the purposes of judging. Please keep under 3-5 minutes.
Honorable mention goes to the first IAFF related song - It’s All Good Dance Remix by Casey Fannnnn.
IAFF Satire Photoshop Contest
As I read hater blogs from time to time I’m amazed to find some great stuff. I have only a small collection on Flickr but I’ve been wanting to expand it. Hey Haterz, I’m willing to give you full credit (even a link). You know I’ve always encouraged creativity, even if the humor is at my expense (within reason). So how about a contest?
You have one week to create the funniest / satirical / serious / dead-on image about anything related to IAFF.
Or you can just collect and/or polish your old ones. Just keep it clean. Feel free to use any image in my Flickr stream for fodder.
It would be best for you to create your own free Flickr account and put your images there so I can easily embed them into my post.
Deadline / Voting / Recognition
Deadline - your song or photo(s) must be submitted by midnight Pacific time next Thursday July 26th.
Voting is Next Friday the 27th. I will post all the songs / photos and let you guys vote on them. I still make the final decision but will consider your input heavily.
Song - The official IAFF song will be linked prominently in the sidebar with a link to the author.
Satire Photos - The top 10 (or more if they fit) will be displayed prominently in the sidebar in the last days of IAFF with credit/link to you.
If you win, your song or image will go down in history as part of this whole IAFF “saga”!
Sweeet!
109 Comments
July 20th, 2007 at 3:40 am
So, is that it? You are going out with a wimper instead of a bang?
No more dirt? I’m missing the soap opera. Is there nothing going on now in CaseyLand. Have we reached the point of it’s all goodness?
I’ll stick around till the end. Maybe something interesting will happen.
Just out of curiosity, are you planning on starting another blog after you close this one? If you promissed someone that you would close this did you also promise you wouldn’t do another or did they leave that open? Is there wiggle room?
July 20th, 2007 at 3:42 am
You have time to indulge yourself in this crap?
July 20th, 2007 at 4:26 am
Weird. A new thread and no comment yet? Where is the bloodthirsty crowd? Asleep?
I don’t really like you, Casey, but reading all this stuff in the comments in the last two days makes me think your decision to pull the plug was your best idea yet. If you stay online, the vampyres won’t stop until you’re dead. Get out of this while you still can.
July 20th, 2007 at 4:51 am
July 20th, 2007 at 4:54 am
“If you win, your song or image will go down in history as part of this whole IAFF “saga”!”
It will go down indeed. On August 3rd, right?
July 20th, 2007 at 5:02 am
Coming soon:
The Casey Serin concept album!
To be turned into a feature movie in 2008!
Pink Floyd look out!
July 20th, 2007 at 5:06 am
Man, do you really think actively turning this until now, “valid” blog into an ACTUAL circus is a good idea right now…? This could come back to bite you badly in the future if you were to ever use content from the blog in your defence. Officials might be well within their rights to ask why you were organising PhotoShop competitions while all around you delves in chaos. Just a thought.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:25 am
You want to shut the blog down and just be left alone, right? Right?
So you decide to have a big contest about yourself. Seems like the move of a man desperate to continue his 15 minutes of fame.
This blog isn’t going anywhere.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:45 am
I donated $20 (yes, I am stingy)
I might donate more later, though.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:51 am
Casey, you should really expand the contest to also include music videos and short films ‘ala Utube” taking the photos and adding a song or your own commentary to it - preferably some people out there have the skill to do both. I think that would be great and hugely entertaining. We listened to both the songs which were very inspiring and looked at a couple pictures and they were also amazing and funny. People are amazingly creative and in some way you are inspiring and also ‘enabling’ them. I would actually try to add yourself to the upcoming presidential race as the divergence of opinion you inspire heralds larger things and this would present another important voice and also chance to monetize. The larger infrastructure you are creating should really be ‘monetized’ and repeated as I could really see this being the future of ‘tv’ or movie entertainment - please don’t sell out early and keep up the anarchic spirit and new generation of inforealtainment. I think including people’s creativity is much more vibrant and vital than the homogenization of Hollywood and their humanity comes through. Again, think of yourself as simply ‘placeholder’ here within the larger debates - monetization is key but I really would expand the contest to include ‘video footage’ and a music video!
July 20th, 2007 at 5:54 am
Casey,
Please rethink the closing of the blog! Getting a W2 job is a great idea but closing the blog and selling it is just throwing away money. You need to branch it out - do NOT stop contributing but bring in some help. Branch out. Build it so its not JUST about you but it still needs plenty of content from you - maybe on a set schedule, 2-3 days per week write a blog entry get other contributors to fill in the rest of the week.
I am a first time poster and first read the site after some of the early publicity then did not come back until recently after you shut the blog down the first time.
ValiantOne
July 20th, 2007 at 5:54 am
Why are you doing this if you’re just gonna shut the blog down?
Keep the faith, man! Long live IAFF!!
aaaaaack!!
S_t_C
July 20th, 2007 at 6:13 am
And this is helping your job search how exactly?
July 20th, 2007 at 6:18 am
Hey Casey,
Juist wanted to let you know that I think your a great businesman.
Have you called the fbi yet ?
Loads o Money
July 20th, 2007 at 6:23 am
lame…casey…very very lame.
as bad as that reality show the ex-backstreet boy lame.
July 20th, 2007 at 6:28 am
Casey, can you make another blog post soon? This one is pretty lame, and I’d hate to think that it’s going to spend any serious quantity of time in the number-one-billing spot on your front page.
Thanks!
ASW: juicy
July 20th, 2007 at 6:29 am
Please tell us if the marriage is over and what the job entails. Thank you.
July 20th, 2007 at 6:43 am
Wow…this picture and song contest will really help me get out of foreclosure! Gee in the past few months I have learned so much about foreclosure including:
How to open mail
How to “forget” about important dates and meetings
How to turn a pool into a nuclear wasteland and forget about it
How to shirk any responsibility
How to whine when people call me on it
How to coast on other peoples misguided good will
How to act like a retard
How to loose a w***
How to spehl werds and use grammer properly
How to avoid prosecution and go on the lam
How to ignore all criticism constructive or not
How to whine to my mommy
How to hold back the tears when mommy wont return my calls
How to use shell corporations and bleed them dry
How to suck the resources out of all my family
How to suck the resources out of complete strangers
How to bounce on a blue ball
How to curl up in a ball and avoid any responsibility
How NOT to be a man
How to go through life not know when people are no longer laughing with me but at me
How to be on a media tour about what an idiot I am
And yet, there is one thing I never learned….what to do when I am facing foreclosure. Sadly that was all I was interested in.
This train wreck is no better than the others I’ve watched in the past. Just remember every train wreck has one ultimate conclusion…complete and utter destruction.
July 20th, 2007 at 6:53 am
I have your song…
“Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser, he’s a loser but he just keeps on trying”
Julian-The Trailer Park Boy
July 20th, 2007 at 6:55 am
Here is the full version…do I win?
Lonesome Loser - Little River Band
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser?
Beaten by the Queen of Hearts every time.
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser?
He’s a loser but he still keeps on trying.
Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don’t you want to be somebody?
Someday somebody’s gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can’t run and hide.
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser?
Beaten by the Queen of Hearts every time.
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser?
He’s a loser but he still keeps on trying.
Unlucky at love at least that’s what they say
He lost his head and he gambled his heart away
He still keeps searching though there’s nothing left
Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the cost
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser?
Beaten by the Queen of Hearts every time.
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser?
He’s a loser but he still keeps on trying.
“It’s okay.” he smiles and says
But this loneliness is driving him crazy.
He don’t show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you’ll see it all
Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don’t you want to be somebody?
Someday somebody’s gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can’t run and hide.
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser?
Now tell me have you heard about the Lonesome Loser?
Julian-The Trailer Park Boy
July 20th, 2007 at 6:56 am
I love this idea. Do away with the seriousness of the blog for a minute and have some fun. It is good to occasionally stop and have fun (even at your own expense).
July 20th, 2007 at 6:58 am
Why in the world would you put this silly crap up there at a time when you profess to finally understanding how serious things are?
Bad move, buddy boy — very alienating.
July 20th, 2007 at 7:02 am
Casey,
It seems to me you PROMISED when you announced that you were closing this blog that you would take the time left to explain everything, to tell us where things stand, and to tie up all the loose ends.
Youve not answered anything, your not telling anything, and once again EVERY SINGLE PERSON that has supported you, learns in the end you dont keep your word.
The TIME IS NOW .. Casey …. start telling us whats happening instead of this BOBBY BROWN crap of songs, videos and fake photos.
I suppose since you dont think you OWE your creditors .. you sure dont OWE us anything … do you..
Yeah …. you never keep proimses and THAT is the saddest statement of all about you.
July 20th, 2007 at 7:02 am
Casey,
I loved some of those pictures. It seems a little late to run this sort of contest as you are winding down the blog, eh?
July 20th, 2007 at 7:27 am
Hey kid;
a song contest,huh?
Is this now your “Fat Elvis” stage?
July 20th, 2007 at 7:33 am
Don’t you have better things to do/worry about? You are sick.
July 20th, 2007 at 7:47 am
What do you do all day?
July 20th, 2007 at 7:48 am
Posters at the other blog have requested that you not copy any of their works from there for this purpose.
When your laywer finds out what you’ve been talking about despite your agreement he may “go for your throat” as well.
July 20th, 2007 at 7:57 am
I think its a great idea. Some of you people are funny as hell. After all the entertainment is why we are here.
July 20th, 2007 at 8:17 am
Hey Casey,
I don’t want to blow my own horn, or anybody elses for that matter, but my prediction way back for how this would turn out was correct.
Here is my advice for you now. Call the FBI and work out a plea bargain! They have you on tape admitting to federal offences (wire fraud; etc…)
Otherwise, they will take their time (ie. Years) and then decide to arrest you when you have your life getting back together.
What ya say Casey. This is what your loya is going to tell you anyway right?
Oh, and that subject to deal in Dallas. The guy here is feeling very sorry for you and wants to basicallly give you the apartment building. I couldn’t believe it. I know you say this could be too good to be true, but its real.
This will get you out of all the debts within one year. What ya say Casey ?
Loads o Money
July 20th, 2007 at 8:22 am
Case, you’re an evil genius. Great idea.
I wish I had artistic talent
July 20th, 2007 at 8:26 am
I think Casey knows he’s going to jail around August 4th. So there’s no point looking for a job. He might as well enjoy the short time of freedom he has left.
Thus the circus.
Milton’s Ghost is about to go out on a limb here and do some predicting. Always good for a laugh; do not take seriously, do not drive a motor vehicle within 2 hours of considering these predictions.
#1 Casey will be in jail before 1st October 2007. That’s a date I’ve had in mind for a long time, so no sense changing it now. If I’m right about the reason for the sudden, err “lack of massive action” and time spent on frivolous things like a song contest and vote, then Casey may well be going to the big house in early August. Nevertheless, Milton’s predicts a 50% probability of jail prior to 1st October.
#2 Casey and his new lawyer will no longer have a relationship within 10 (count them, ten) days of the start of the relationship. This is again at a 50% probability level. If the relationship is terminated within ten days then Milton’s wins, unless the termination was due to successful conclusion of the lawsuit initiated by LMP, in which case no winner is declared. If Casey manages to retain his representation for longer than ten days, then Milton’s loses.
ASW: sweet
July 20th, 2007 at 8:31 am
Good morning! I am a semi-vegan™ modified early riser™ today and I’ll tell you why!
I have been reviewing several proposals presented me for W-2 jobs™. A few are so-so, but several have real potential. One is from a “vertically integrated, teamwork based, synergy driven, organically charged internationally based organization” that “strives to promote quality harmonic and carbon neutral syntheses of public-private venture driven co-modalities”. I know that is alot™ to put on a business card, but the possibility looks promising.
One of you wise-crackers apperantly flle out an application for me to be a dishwasher at Macaroni Grill™ because I have like 11 voicemail messages on my Binford 2250 PDA/webcaster/mobile handi-caster that is fully ISO 9000 compliant™. I don’t think that is a good use of my full potential. I have also applied for a loan underwriting position with New Century Financial (since I did get 11 of my loans™ from them I am familiar with there™ internal procedures and policies.) In fact, because of my close association with them, I have already shown them several ways to stop loan fraud™ in the underwriting process. I hope they appreciated my efforts.
Ambur™ continues to hound me with her of P.I.N.K., but I am not sure yet. Apperantly the Institute has a modeling program and Ambur must have completed it, based on some of the pictures she showed me of P.I.N.K.. Roxi said that there were over 800 new listings yesterday in the Phoenix MLS, and I should hurry and buy some before I get priced out forever. I also got an email from Tim Guano, the HR director of C.R.A.P. offering me 15% more if I could make up my mind. He said he sent it certified mail on Monday, but I don’t remember™ signing for it.
There has been a strange red light on the dashboard of the Jetta since I got back from Phoenix, and last night when I was on my way to network™ with more highly trained professionals™ it started to make a sort of banging sound when I accelerated. I’ll make a note™ to try and add a mechanic (german, of course) to my network™, because I really don’t want this to be a repeat of what happened to teh BioBunny™ on my way to Utah.
I am thnking about getting a new laptop this weekend to make the countdown to closure™ more meaningful. Any recommendations?
July 20th, 2007 at 8:44 am
If a blue ball bursts
in the woods, we’ll all still be
here on August 4th.
July 20th, 2007 at 8:47 am
Monetize, monetize, monetize.
1. The IAFF CD, featuring the hit single
2. The IAFF Memorial Coffee Mug
The TV/Movie Properties
3. Casey vs. the Trump: (TV) Casey Serin crosses the country on $6.71 in search of a meeting with Donald Trump, helped by thousands of supporterz.
4. Caseytooie: (Motion Picture) Casey takes work as a busboy in a famed Paris eatery, looking for career inspiration from a rat.
The Books:
5. Caseyisms: The Slogans Behind the Most Infamous Real Estate “Investor” of All Time
6. Blog Tired: The Last 30 Days of the World’s Most Hated Blogger
7. The W-2 Quest: Finding Work with a Less than Perfect Resume (With Inspirational CD)
July 20th, 2007 at 8:58 am
WOW. This is just pathetic. Your level of attention-whoring has just reached a new low.
The sad part is that I don’t think you’re going to get much of a response. You’re old news, and the folks with talent and skills (not “skillz”, idiot) have much better things to do then feed your sad, desperate ego.
I know you don’t think you need psychiatric help, but if you do really close the blog down, I think you should seriously consider checking yourself into a psych ward the next day. I think you might well become a danger to yourself if you have to leave the “spotlight” (such as it is).
July 20th, 2007 at 9:10 am
Great. Your loved ones are scrubbing toilets, and you are organizing a contest. You’ve surely got your priorities well sorted out!
July 20th, 2007 at 9:47 am
is this honestly the best you can come up with at this point?
July 20th, 2007 at 9:56 am
BTW, my offer of $50 if you eat a live scorpion on Webcam is still on.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:57 am
Note to CASEY:
You don’t beg for money for a defense attorney, then say let’s play the song game in the very next post. It makes you seem disingenuine. Oops, I guess it is what it is!! Good luck Casey, but this is why I never sent you money on any of your beg-a-thons!!!
July 20th, 2007 at 10:00 am
History?
Dude. You’ll be a a brief mention in a sub citation of a foot note in some e-book about the real estate boom and bust.
I wouldn’t be so full of myself, if I were you.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:05 am
Casey:
Before you go make sure to leave the name of the fast food place where you get the W2 job.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:06 am
Man, some of you people need to learn to lighten up once in a while, I think.
Sure, Casey’s situation is pretty dim, and this does seem like an attempt to soak up all the attention he can before he shuts down the blog, but I for one have enjoyed various Haterz’s photoshops and don’t see the problem with soliciting more creations for those who wish to participate.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:12 am
I’ve been lurking around here since mid-April, and now it is time to add my $0.02.
No matter what all of the Haterz say, I think Casey is a master at self-promotion, and I don’t mean that in a bad way. Think about it —
1. His adventure in Real Estate has been over for several months, but IAFF still picks up 100-400 posts every time Casey adds an entry to his blog.
2. There are several sites out there not run by Casey that are dedicated to, or at least regularly mention Casey. I am referring to sites such as Caseypedia.com.
3. Casey’s been able to travel around the world on OPM (other People’s Money). I’d love to be able to travel like Casey without spending my own money.
Casey, I really think you should think about a career showing others how to promote themselves on the Internet. Self promotion is the future — especially in the music industry. A well promoted (and quality) music act can make more money over the net rather than signing their souls to the RIAA. Even though your “business” was Real Estate instead of music, you have been able to keep this blog going for months after the last foreclosure. If I were you, I’d still look for a W-2 job to get some steady income, but I would also sit down and look at how you made your blog so (in)famous, and start consulting others.
Hopefully, everything will work out for you family wise, professionally, and legally. Even if there are some bad times, remember, you are only 25 (or close enough), and have many years ahead of you. Don’t be afraid of a little hard work and don’t stop dreaming.
See you later down the log,
Gonarat
July 20th, 2007 at 10:19 am
You can’t stop blogging. Are you going to kill your 9-month old baby again?
Also, that video of you with Robert Kiyosaki is priceless. Look at your posture, at your face gleeming with pride.
Remmeber what Robert told you, if you let go Real State, you are done for good and will fade into a lousy W2 job. That must be eating you up alive…
July 20th, 2007 at 10:26 am
Casey, you’ve certainly made some sub-optimum decisions and done some crazy stuff but you’ve always maintained a certain light hearted optimism and sense of humour about your situation. So I respect you for that and even though I’ve been a hater at times I wish you all the best. You do have awesome talent for marketing and promotion just not real estate investing or anything to do with money.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:41 am
What about your intentions to pay back every dirty peni? How’s that going?
July 20th, 2007 at 10:43 am
Maybe you could get Pink_Lips to co-host while you’re away? That’d be a hoot.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:59 am
I nominate this post for “Worst Post Ever.”
C’mon, Casey - where’s the dirt (debt, deals, digs, dear ones, etc.)?
July 20th, 2007 at 11:12 am
Correction on my post:
I meant “disingenuous”. Either way, Casey look it up and you will probably see a picture of you drinking a wheatgrass shot in Australia!!
July 20th, 2007 at 11:14 am
I don’t get how this will help you sell the blog????
July 20th, 2007 at 11:28 am
Casey’s been able to travel around the world on OPM (other People’s Money). I’d love to be able to travel like Casey without spending my own money.
You can, get a w-2 job, make some money, then spend it. It’s not your money, it’s your employers money.
All this crap about sponsors or supporterz sponsoring his free trips everywhere is just a ’spin’ on the situation. Think about it…couldn’t he have better spent that money ohhh…I don’t know..getting himself a lawyer instead of now begging for people to pay for one? How about getting his wife’s debt paid down instead of using money on trips, car rental, hotel stays…
July 20th, 2007 at 11:31 am
Casey,
I would be willing to donate $200 to your legal defense fund if you could supply or take a picture of Mark V.
I would be willing to pay this through an escrow service to ensure I get product and you receive cash. I understand there have been other offers - this is real. Please email me if interested. Of course, the photo would not be used in ANY inappropriate way.
July 20th, 2007 at 11:37 am
@28. Rob Dawg
July 20th, 2007 at 7:48 am
Posters at the other blog have requested that you not copy any of their works from there for this purpose.
When your laywer finds out what you’ve been talking about despite your agreement he may “go for your throat” as well.
***************************************
Well, guess what, Rob? Almost every picture on your blog is stolen from other sites, and on top of that you deep-linked the images to the sites that they were posted on.
That means that not only were you using other people’s images without their permission, but you were forcing the owners of those images to pay for the bandwidth used by your crappy blog.
Go have another drink and type up another incoherent post about global warming or Mexicans or something, Colte. Stick with your strengths.
July 20th, 2007 at 11:37 am
SO this is what you do with your free time??!!
Making lists for sound bites on a “blog song” and generally d*cking around on youtube… being a lazy a**.
While asking for money from other hard working W-2 workers to support you and your penny stocks.
I don’t know what’s worse… your idea of leaching off hard working person while you sit around goofing off… Or the dumb “Supporterz” that actually give you money that they worked hard to earn. Money that could be better spent on their families or other more needy causes….
July 20th, 2007 at 11:40 am
Let’s see:
Ad revenue - check.
blog traffic - check.
free trips - check.
Drama and Attention - check.
Photo and song contests - check.
Donations coming in - check.
Perfect! Now it’s time to shut it all down!
Right. When pigs fly.
July 20th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
@44 Gonarat:
I agree entirely! I can’t believe all the folks out there that say he’s done nothing but waste his time, waste their time, etc. That’s the most laughable thing I see. Complaining that Casey is wasting THEIR time! Jeebus! Obviously he has successfully attracted their attention and they continue to return to his site and post more comments of the same.
And the folks that say investing in RE is dumb, irresponsible, etc. Is that because they were failures at it as well? HEH!
@54 DUI Bobby:
Good point.
While these boys complain about how much time Casey wastes, they go and spend their time dedicating a website to someone they dislike! Freakishly like a psycho-stalker-girlfriend… It appears to me like a little obsession or even envy - but what I don’t get is:
What the hell is there to envy?
July 20th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Casey,
I have one of those W2 jobs you’re looking for.. Its ok.. I travel on other peoples money. I eat out constantly, on other peoples money… I stay at hotels on other peoples money. I also have one of those 401k and IRA thingees.. A car of my own.. My taxes are - paid. Disposable income - check..
Where money for my next paycheck is coming from - someone elses problem..
I never understood why a W2 was such a bad.. I’m glad you are coming around to the same realization..
July 20th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Casey,
I like the thing with the music. This could be sweet! You should start a boy band! They’re very popular! I even have a name suggestion: KC and the Jailbyrdz!
July 20th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Casey, what will the topics for tonight’s talkcast be? And under what ground rules?
July 20th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Sing along with the common people,
Sing along and it might just get you thru’
Laugh along with the common people
Laugh along even though they’re laughing at you
And the stupid things that you do.
July 20th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
The motion to actvitate the lawsuit for the missing pants has NOT been cancelled, despite the feverish uneducated quipings people have posted here and on other blogs.
(wink)
While its true that Casey claims he returned my missing garment;to wit said garment was much tighter than the orginal. You see I made a spirtual connection with those pants - that is what people fail to realize is much of my motivations fpr bringing actions here.
(nudge, nudge)
Certainly my waist size cannot have increased since the pants went missing: I type 20 hours a day on this computer so weight gain is nigh impossible. Fifty Four million dollars is the minimum amount I will settle for from Casey at this time, as said garment was in fact, and shall remain, irreplacable.
(wink wink, fondle fondle)
-LostMyPants
July 20th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
“I’ve been down because certain things are much worse then I thought.”
I have known this since I said get a lawyer in my first post, well every post. But ItsAllGood in Caseyland.
July 20th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
The hair looks fake. Which is why the photo looks real.
July 20th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Casey,
Good things are just around the corner. Once you shut down this blog, come work for us blogging. Sweet passive income, except for the writing part.
asw: sweet
July 20th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Hey, guys! We can put on a show to save Granny’s farm!
July 20th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Assuming that you intend to follow through with your word–stop snickering, dammit, let me finish–assuming you hold your word and close down Aug 3rd, Casey, I don’t see what benefit such a contest could be at this point. Maybe you’re just getting sentimental on us, you ol’ softie:P
Re#38 Mr Marks has made a very reasonable offer, Casey, and every little bit of money you can get coming in helps. I’ll match any amount he offers if you eat an object of his specification on web cam.
Let us know how the job hunt goes.
July 20th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Hi Again,
What a crazy™ day this has been. I haven’t had a minute to spear™. OK first to answer some questions.
@51 “I don’t get how this will help sell the blog?” — Multimedia™ that’s how. When people log onto the new owner’s™ blog (starting August 4th at 00:01 GMT), then they can hear background music and see pictures. That’s how. It is a really simple process called value added. I might as well go on the record and state that I have always lived my life with a value-added philosophy. I mean it doesn’t really matter in the end if you kept it organic™ or tried really really (and I mean really) hard to be semi-vegan™ if you didn’t enhance the value to the end user. Right?
OK, more prospects. I have been very busy preparing to get ready to begin compiling my resume materials. I have it all ready to go once I find the time. I have learned from several members of my network of highly trained professional™ that most important employers like to see a resume before the schedule an interview. It seems to be some sort of US Department of Labor regulation or something. (My sources weren’t quite sure of the citation, but one of them thought they had heard it from a friend who makes more than they do and said she had a really good resume)
I think the hardest part is going to be getting that little “/” thingy™ above the last “e” to make it look right. I’m sure it’s in my word processor somewhere, but I couldn’t find it yet. If I have the time I’ll check later.
I have had many more offers come pouring in about purchasing the blog. The only problem is they want me to continue to do the postings and with the agreement I have with “those of whom we cannot speak” ™ I don’t think I can.
And what’s up with some of you wanting to see pictures of Ambur™? I think you have that whole P.I.N.K. thing wrong. Plus, she won’t left me put up the pictures without paying her some royalties. As I am trying to conserve every clean penny™ (so I can pay back the dirty ones™) I don’t think that would be a good idea. (however, she is quite attractive)
One problem that I have come to realize is that if my legal issues don’t go away, I might not be able to transfer ownership until later. In that case I have 2 options, keep on posting until after the legal drama has ended or the other is to have a gap in postings (that isn’t agood™ idea in my opinion).
The mail™ has really slowed down over the past several weaks™. It has allowed me to finally look at the calendar and set a date that I can begin to schedule when I will start to open the mail™. That in itself is a relief. I have tentatively set the week of October 7th for scheduling the exact time to start opening it™. That is unless I have a new W-2 job and I am involved in some sort of high-level project or some kind of training. I can set up a blas email to my subscribers to let you know one way or the other.
OK, gotta go. I’m having a blast listening to all of the MP3s™ that are coming in.
–TLG
July 20th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I’ll do my best to make the fraud a thon tonight. This circus only gets better!
I know you won’t reply but how about a update on the family, your job hunt, your finances and your lawsuits tonight!
How’s sleeping in your car going?
July 20th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Since it’s your last talkcast and there’s going to be a co-host, could you please extend the runtime to four hours?
There’s bound to be observerz at the Capitol Garage that you can interview.
July 20th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
How are the job applications going?
July 20th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
What, no co-host now?
I guess you really can’t trust anyone.
July 20th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
“I’ve been down because certain things are much worse then I thought.”
Casey, every time we tell you this, you say It’s all Good. So what changed your mind? Oh, I know, the law finally caught up with your criminal activities and they are stopping you.
Casey, 2 things:
1) I wish you luck and I hope that you eventually come out of this and that you change your ways.
2) I hope and pray that they throw the book at you with everything they have. No, I am not a hater, but a realist. I have seen you flaunt at the law, and now it’s time to pay. I hope that in 30-50 years from now, if and when you are done paying for your admitted criminal activies, that you come around to understanding and appreciating the harm you caused to so many.
So here it is Casey. Me wishing you that those 2 things come true and may I say it? Hope you have a sweet time with what’s coming your way.
July 20th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
“Freakishly like a psycho-stalker-girlfriend”
Why does everyone assume that this is a bad thing? I have two online psycho-stalker-girlfriends and I’m satisfied with the brunette, and the blonde is tolerable.
July 20th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Looks like Rob Dawg is upset this site is closing. That means there will be no reason for his now.
“Posters at the other blog have requested that you not copy any of their works from there for this purpose.”
ROFLMAO …its a Win-Win
July 20th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Dude… you’ve become a charicature of a charicature. You need to get off the web and move to a remote part of the U.S. and lay low for a while. Your site used to be entertaining… but you’re now sort of just a sad joke.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Dude this fraudcast is DULL. I couldn’t bear to listen to more than 10 minutes.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Casey,
Thanks for the domain idea on the talkcast. It never occurred to me to pick it up. Doubt I’ll use it though. When you get everything settled and get back on your feet, get in touch with me, maybe I’ll pass it over your way.
July 20th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Casey, give it up. I know you’re planning the big post-Aug 3 “comeback”, but as that fraudcast just proved, you’ve run the well dry. And it wasn’t very deep to begin with.
Time for you to slip away to the obscurity of Arby’s in Rio Linda.
July 20th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
That AudioPhonixxx song didn’t play for some reason at the beginning of the talkcast…. oh well.
The rest seemed to have been good.
July 20th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
The urgent appointment i had to go to at 6:15 left me feeling very down…. man… things are so tough and so painful. It’s beyond words. I screwed up big this time. I don’t know what to do. I’m gonna try to get some thinking time by going on a long bike ride.
July 20th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
how about a long bike ride off a short cliff? that would do you and everyone related to you well.
July 20th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Kid;
“left me feeling very down…. man… things are so tough and so painful. It’s beyond words. I screwed up big this time.”
Ha-ha-ha!
Sucks to be YOU!
Good to be me!
“I’m gonna try to get some thinking time by going on a long bike ride.”
Good idea, kid, ‘cuz it’s all DOWNHILL from here.
Ride on the right side of the road, hobbit.
And get out of the way when someone wants to pass you.
Or else you’ll be Sacramento’s first (very, very) low earth orbit cosmonaut.
July 20th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
What’s that noise???
……… it’s a very distinct flushing sound ……….
Oh, it’s just your life spiraling down the crapper.
July 20th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
keep on riding, tahoe isnt that far!
why continue to bait us? tell us who the appointment was with, or at least what the subject was. FBI interview, divorce lawyer? the people want to know.
July 20th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
You have a bike?
July 20th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Casey, sorry to hear that your time at the Garage didn’t leave you refreshed. I’m hoping you can find that zest again before you shut down the blog.
July 20th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
She served you with papers?
Sorry to hear it, but this is a mess. Maybe time to head separate ways..
Good luck!
July 20th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Did your wife finally give you divorce papers?
July 20th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
@81.
Finally got the divorce, papers, eh?
Don’t worry. It’s not that bad. Not compared to how much worse things will soon get for you. That is, if there really is a federal investigation going on…
July 20th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
I don’t know what to do. I’m gonna try to get some thinking time by going on a long bike ride.
Make sure it’s in the middle of a highway…or on a short pier..your pick.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
Casey,
Was the FBI phone call real or a Hoax? Dont be bummed about depressing legal advice, it is the lawyers job to give you the worst case scenario. Doesn’t mean it has to be that way.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Timeline Guy: where you been? Things have been getting stale around here without you.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
That’s it Casey, run away to clear your head for a bit..it has worked wonders for you in the past….tahoe, australia, phoenix….except this time..you are out of money and credit…so go take a few laps with your “bike” around the garbage dump that is now your home.
By the way…I’ve been waiting for you crash and burn..and I can sense that THAT time is now almost here…now THAT is SWEET!
July 20th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Divorce papers were served?
Don’t worry, it’s all Good, remember!
Casey, I am willing to put a LARGE amount of money towards your defense fund, but first, you have to be open and tell us the name of the person who is suing you.
Otherwise, I think you are lying. Come on kid, give us the name.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Going under the radar soon?
So what country are you going to now? Or are you making a run for it to Mexico?
July 20th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
Casey, I am betting money that in the next 2-3 weeks, you will be BEGGING the mercy of LossMitPro.
I posted my pridiction on several other places. Let’s see if your nuts leave you.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
The Big D sucks. At least, that’s what I’ve heard. I’d say I’m sorry to hear the news, but a couple hundred people did warn you. Jeebus, will you ever learn?
Casey, are you gonna make a run for Moab? A high school buddy of mine who is a lot like you (except for the $2.2 million in shady loans) lived in a yurt there for years, doing odd jobs. Moab is a magnet for your kind.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
So Casey my fradulant friend.
You said that “That which cannot be named” was keeping you back, holding you hostage, making your life miserable, etc.
So why are you not happy that you got the Divorce papers served?
July 20th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Casey, are you going to throw your MAMA under the Bus too?
Are you paying the Corporation? Are you taking priority in paying you MAM over your Wife?
July 20th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
During your podcast, one guy told you “either you screw people or they’ll screw you,” and the next guy said that was wrong , that you deal with people “morally and ethically.”
What concerns me is that you told guy #2 you didn’t know “who” to believe….
You’re got to be kidding, right??? This is where your age comes into play, and the reason you’re in such a hole. You have no regard for others (even though you say you do), because you’ve signed and taken money from many w/o any intentions of paying people back.
I am so grateful I was raised by a father (entrepreneur his whole life) who was successful because he always treated people with respect, knew when to talk and when to listen, and whenever he borrowed money to make money, he ALWAYS paid back his corporation or the bank back, and he was a mentor to many.
I know this sounds too good to be true, but it is REAL, and I am filled with love and gratefulness that I had a father whose successes were all real. So far we’ve received over 300 sympathy cards. If you died tomorrow, how many cards would your family receive?
That about says it all. Good luck.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
NO DEAL!
July 20th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
Heya kid;
How was the bike ride, hobbit?
Y’know, I drove home in one of the two vehicles I own, to my big new house, sat on my porch and watched the Sharklet play while the sun went down over the lake.
I popped Sharklet into bed, and “laid some pipe” into Missus Sharky.
The evening marital session is over, and again, I was sitting on my porch enjoying the breeze, smoking a gasper and having a beer.
And I thought of you…
frantically pedaling yer little bicycle up and down Sacro’s hills, wolfing down a gourmet Stop n’ Rob hot dog, and then sleeping tonight on your buddy’s funky couch with the suspicious stains on the cushions, and the pong of his bacon-stripped skivvies and rancid sweatsocks in his dirty-laundry “pile” wafting in the air.
Man I feel GOOD!
How YOU doin’?
July 20th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
IMO, Caseys urgent meeting is regarding divorce. The FBI will not meet at 6:15 on a friday.
July 20th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Casey, I know that you are limited with cash, so when you have some, do you pay your mother debts, or your wifes?
Which takes priority?
Anti Spam Word: Under-Da-Bus
July 20th, 2007 at 11:57 pm
@ 81. Casey
“I screwed up big this time.”
THIS time?
asw: success
July 21st, 2007 at 12:09 am
I’m very confused with Casey’s whole situation. When did Casey first hint at committing mortgage fraud? I know he mentions it briefly in his Rich Dad Robert Kiosaki clip, but what has he said specifically to incriminate himself?
One bit of advice Casey… Don’t be so transparent. It does make for great entertainment, but ALL THIS is at your expense and somehow you feed off the attention. Who knows what you actually experience and feel on a daily basis, but you seem to almost view your own experiences with an outside perspective. Who’s living your life Casey!?!?
July 21st, 2007 at 12:59 am
You have not yet begun to suffer enough.
You have quite a ways to go.
F***** .
July 21st, 2007 at 1:02 am
I actually feel bad for you.
I don’t know why.